13 Signs You’re Officially A TITA: Club Edition

August 20, 2016
by
shai habon

We have read lots of Titas of Manila lists and articles that help you measure your Titaness. I know that at one point, you have bagged that Tita of the Group award or The Most Titahin of Them All sash. While many are still in their “denial” stage, some have fully embraced the Titahood (with their pampaypas on and scented sanitizers ready).

Question: Remember that last Friday night you went to a club full of drunk kids, dancing the time of their lives? That specific moment when you said to yourself, “Damn, I’m too old for this!” – okay, so that’s the Tita in you!

Here, I tried to list down various signs of being a Tita (club edition). Let’s see how you fair.

1. You thought 9 PM is too late and you were shocked when you found out that the club is still empty. Saan ang mga tao bes?

2. You got all the glitters in your mini and people started looking at you like you’re up for some 70’s music. Disco pa more.

3. Pulutan is life. You ordered for a plate of sisig, calamares and spicy paa. Damn, this is a feast!

PS. You were actually wishing there’s chicharon in the menu.

4. The ratio of your drink – 1 glass of cranberry juice: 1 (to 2) drop/s of vodka. Parang JOY lang – isang patak.

5. Out of the 60 songs played that night, you only know 7 (or maybe 8).

6. Your dance moves were (well) too lousy.

7. After 10 mins of dancing, you started gasping for your life. ‘Time Out REF!’

8. ‘Wala bang Spice Girls ‘dyan?’

9. It’s 12 MN and you’re yawning AF.

10. You went to the bathroom about 30 times.

11. You kept looking at that area where you placed your bag (the whole night). ‘Baka mawala yung card holder ko’.

12. A random guy offered you a glass of drink and you started imagining things – baka may pampatulog ‘to, tapos dalhin nya ko sa condo nya with FOODS tapos… So you ended up slapping him with a BIG NO.

13. It’s 1 am and you’re intoxicated. Uwi na tayo bes please.

Now tell me, how tita are you?

**Photos are from Giphy, San Miguel’s website and Pulutanrecipes.com

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16 Comments

Paula bianca arcoirez
20th Aug 2016 - 1:00 am

Love the # 3??
shai habon
20th Aug 2016 - 12:51 pm

Yes! Tita mode on! 🙂
(Tita) Jed ?
21st Aug 2016 - 7:06 am

?? #Represent! ??? I disagree with the lousy dance moves though — I think I still got ‘it’. ???
shai habon
21st Aug 2016 - 3:37 pm

Haha! We have to witness that Tita Jeds! ❤️??
Princesss Arra N. Villafania
22nd Aug 2016 - 2:35 am

Hahaha! 1,3,5, and 13
shayne
23rd Aug 2016 - 11:45 am

LOL This is a very entertaining post. Spot on si Kris sa unang pic. hahahaha so much lols! #13 is so me. hahaha
shai habon
23rd Aug 2016 - 3:21 pm

Yes! Tita feels! Haha!
shai habon
23rd Aug 2016 - 3:22 pm

Haha! <3
Sam Coronado (@followyouroad)
23rd Aug 2016 - 6:23 pm

Maybe I was a tita to start with because I didin’t party much back in college! I seriously had more life post-college. Not that I partied. Back in college we did have much energy to party on some weekdays. But then, there’s always insecurity about money (allowance), school and being cool. Tita kung tita. But I wouldn’t go back to that! Hahaha.
shai habon
24th Aug 2016 - 12:22 am

I agree! So hard to party when your budget is super limited.
Yan`
25th Aug 2016 - 6:47 pm

Certified tita represent! I was never into clubbing to begin with but I knew I was exiting my youth when I would rather eat brunch with friends instead of dinner kasi baka gabihin masyadohaha. Then graduate na din sa inom inom, tsaa tsaa na ngayon kasi baka ma-bloat haha sayang ang diet XD
shai habon
26th Aug 2016 - 1:06 am

Relate with tea time! Haha! That’s the real Tita Time!
elle mystique
30th Aug 2016 - 5:26 am

This post! lol. I was actually thinking if i can consider myself a tita already at the age of 27 and still being single. After reading this post, i got numbers 9,11,& 12. OMG! Am I a tita already?!?! Hahaha!
shai habon
31st Aug 2016 - 12:06 am

Haha! Lots of Tita in you! 😀
Kati Allan-Balayan
6th Sep 2016 - 8:39 pm

This is relatable! haha! We had our company party in one of the bars in BGC last month and I’m half if not all of your list. My peak tita moment, my younger colleagues dancing/flirting their hearts out on the dancefloor while I look after their bags/phones while munching on pulutan. hahaha!
shai habon
7th Sep 2016 - 1:07 am

Haha! Yes! Better be the group-mommy! 🙂